Vegas, Bye-bye
December 7, 2003

“Fat and brooding in Las Vegas.”

Vegas, Baby
December 5, 2003

"I put off packing so long that I was throwing things into my suitcase and running through the house screaming, 'I didn’t pack pants!' just minutes before the cab arrived."

Zoloft Blob
October 24, 2003

“I want to be a happy blob and chase rainbows.”

Big Bass Sucks
September 29, 2003

"Big Bass Sucks. And so do my neighbors."

Lunch can be Hard
September 25, 2003

“I walked in. It smelled… odd.”

How it Happened
September 23, 2003

"The breakup with Madison..."

Full Circle, Full Moon
September 12, 2003

"Jump back! Get down! Come here! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Dad
June 8, 2003

"My dad is dying."

I’m not crazy!
May 25, 2003

"Slap! Slap! Tickle! Tickle! No time to waste…"

While Supplies Last
April 21, 2003

"But love! THAT must be doled out very, very, very carefully."

Homo Status
April 13, 2003

"If I were ever to take up swimming, I’d jump into the ocean and swim until I drowned."

Black and White
March 09, 2003

"I'm a little teacup."

Virtually Back to Life
January 26, 2003

Why am I the way I am?

Books and Life and Twenty Days
January 1, 2003

"ADD, herpes and houses."

A little ball of bliss.
October 6, 2002

"Coming out to Madison."

Green Elephants
October 1, 2002

"Adventures, lessons and hope."

Goodbye Wall Street
April 24, 2002

"...last person holding the hot potato loses."

Surfing the Shops
March 22, 2002

"The Double Meat Palace and The Scream'n Bean."

Stood Up
March 20, 2002

"Souls can bleed, but they can't die -- not enough anyway."

Intimidating?
March 15, 2002

"I never should have gotten an octopus."

Party On
March 1, 2002

"I love seeing guys kiss."

What the hell was I thinking?
February 9, 2002

"Enjoy the rest of your lonely life, asshole."

Really a New Year
January 1, 2002

"It seems to me that our life is like a garden. Within our garden are all the analogous trees and flowers which we plant and tend: goals, responsibilities and such. If I were smarter, I would plant cacti. But, I kill those too."

Bad Hair
December 3, 2001

"Oh but to kill in the name of God; to butcher in the name of High Fashion."

Why Sex Sucks (or single life at thirty)
Novemeber 10, 2001

"What I didn't realize was that within TWO WEEKS of them sleeping together, our friendship would evaporate."

My Perfect Place
October 27, 2001

"In Star Trek, they've eliminated disease, war and hunger. We'll get there one day perhaps, but for now I just need a good place to crash."

little pieces of chocolate
October 22, 2001

"What do you do when you're taking a shower and, while you're washing your hair, the water pressure goes out?"

Ambushed!
September 7, 2001

"Tonight I was subjected to a random act of kindness against my will. Well, not against my will perhaps -- but definitely without my consent, and it may take me a while to recover."

Going to Burning Man
July 15, 2001

"It's time to get back to my old self. Time for new adventures. I'm going to Burning Man."

You can not postpone a dream
July 12, 2001

"Louis spoke to me about my relationship with the piano today."

Id10t
July 10, 2001

"Have I said this yet? Idiot!  IDIOT!  IDIOT!"

Breaking up is Hard to Do
July 6, 2001

"I was following my instincts, and I think I did the right thing. But for some reason it really hurts, bad."

Yummie
July 5, 2001

"Take me now!"

Happy Fourth of July!
July 4, 2001

"Only children can make random destruction so adorable."

Sushi has a new Half Brother
July 3, 2001

"Yes, my father acknowledged that he slept with her."

Straight to Hell
July 1, 2001

"My favorite coffee shop may be dying, and I'm going to hell. Other than that, it's been a pretty good day. A bit hot for my tastes; But, all in all, a pretty good day."

Balance
June 28, 2001

"Apparently she thinks her friend is planning to commit suicide. If she does it with Orajel and anti-fungal cream, I hope it makes news of the weird. I'd love to read about it."

Goodbye Again Jess
June 6, 2001

"Jessica is moving to Utah. Tonight was the last night I could see her before she left. And, I completely blew her off."

Three Loves plus One
June 3, 2001

"What is going on with me? At twenty-nine, I must be one of the oldest virgins."

Change is in the Air
May 31, 2001

"John is gone. Jessica is leaving. I went on a date last night. And, Louis gave me brand new repertoire. Change is in the air."

I'm Bored
May 20, 2001

"Sitting at a coffee shop listening to 19-year old gay boys talk about the intense orgasms they've had today."

Sorry, I'm Traumatized
May 13, 2001

"They weren't perverted because they were non-judgmental people mind you. They were perverts because they were sick, and I was just another weird vegetable on the loony-toon buffet."

Heroes and Villains
May 8, 2001

"Watched the Lord of the Rings trailer again. Oh how I want to be in that world. To be part of a story that has more meaning than this life."

Flirting and Shopping
May 7, 2001

"Let me say this very plainly. If you are someone who has ever used this product or has it at home, I HATE YOU! I hate everything associated with it. I have gained Cthulhu Mythos points having listened to this commercial."

Choosing an Avatar
May 6, 2001

"Many of us have had it at one time or another. An unbridled passion for life often experienced through some specific interest or hobby. Sometimes however, so overwhelming that we are lost to it like love. A sacrifice to our own passions."

Sex Scares Me
May 5, 2001

"I'm afraid of coming out to someone and having them blab it all over town. I'm afraid of not being normal. And I'm very frightened because I haven't been able to orgasm since my surgery last August."

Spiritual Fare
April 28, 2001

"Perhaps instead of selling flower essences as vitamins, or teas, or oils, or incense they should market an intravenous product. I mean, for people that really need it."

April 24, 2001

"Well, in case you haven't gathered I am either a lesbian or bi-sexual. If I knew, I would tell you. But the truth is I really don't know."

January 2, 2001

"We can hardwire our brains. We can reach in with sharp mental knives and change ourselves for better or for worse."

Mistakes at the Piano
December 28, 2000

"It's becoming more clear why I make mistakes when playing the piano. My last piano lesson was particularly helpful. Perhaps it is simply a lack of discipline, or perhaps a lack of intelligence, but my practice method has deteriorated quite a bit."

Saddest of Prophesies
December 24, 2000

"The saddest of prophesies, is having nothing to say."

Stream of Consciousness
May 6, 2000

"Listen to the muse. Write it all down. Do it. If you make your muse angry, she will quit talking to you. Have experiences and enjoy life. Don't be angry at anyone."